Today I want to share my favorite golf joke of all time. I think you’ll appreciate this whether you’re a golfer or not.
It illustrates just how differently the male and female minds work.
Have a look into the secret diaries of this couple…
Wife’s Diary
August 21
11:25 PM:
Dear diary,
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange.
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, and he played golf.
When we met at the restaurant, I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
I asked him what was wrong, and he said, “Nothing.”
I asked him if I did something to upset him. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
Was he even golfing today? Or was he out with another woman?
At home he just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep, I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!
Husband’s Diary:
August 21
11:00 PM:
A two-foot putt… who the hell misses a two-foot putt!!!!!
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This little joke really shows just how differently men and women think.
Women are simply at a higher emotional level than men.
Men are more basic. We think about things like cars and sports and making enough money to cover all the bills. And when things aren’t going our way, we tend to internalize instead of communicate.
We can’t help it. It’s just the way our brains are wired.
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